FRIENDSHIP

a cute n sweet sentence for a real frend like u. if nothing lasts with you forever, then can i be your nothing?

FRIENDSHIP

gud friends should be like 2 zeros.
wen u try to add them,they r the same.
when u subtract or multiply,they are the same.but wen u try to divide them they are indivisible.

FRIENDSHIP

if luv ws a rain drop,i wd send u a shower.
if hope ws a minute,i wd send u an hour
if happiness ws a leaf,i wd send u a tree
if u want a shoulder to cry i am free.

FRIENDSHIP

A frnd is d one with whom u sit 4 hrs 2gether without speaking nything. And whn u get up & go, u feel u hav hd d best conversation of ur life.

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MICROBIOLOGCAL SMS
After being severely infected with U,i cultured u in petridish containing heart agar medium & incubated for 24hrs,u being Bacillus friendophilus when viewed under microscope show heart shaped colonies being sensitive to antibiotics like carecillin happymycin.so i Lyophilized ur fship as a life time.

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I t0ok U aS My frnd aNd i locked U in My HEART now the KEY iS Missin buT i m very HAPPY bcoz UR safe in my HEART Till my HEARTBEATS stop..

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Lovely RoSes and lovely you and lovely aRe the things you do, buT the loveliest is the friendship of TWO, one is me and other is you.

FRIENDSHIP

Lovely RoSes and lovely you and lovely aRe the things you do, buT the loveliest is the friendship of TWO, one is me and other is you.

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Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but 4 myself its 73. The extra 1 is your smile. So dont stop your smile, it will effect my heart.

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Remember d tim wen we use to say lets meet n plan somethin Now r d days when we say, lets plan n meet someday. frnds r same, just priorities changes!

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Lov Is Fashion.But,Fredship IsOceanFashion WillChangeBut,Ocean WilNever Changethats FredshiP~NO RULES

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Have u ever thanked ur friends for their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their taps at ur back?
Their way of calling ur name? All these are small things but easiest form to express deep love!
Imagine ur friends never doing that anymore -
Small things usually go unnoticed, but in reality,
they are the ones that keep us going
So this message is dedicated to u only who made me happy.

FRIENDSHIP

Life is nothing wen we get everything Bt life s everything wen v mis something value of frndz will b realized in their absence only..!

FRIENDSHIP

Can u Close Ur Eyes For a Minute Plz.



Thank You

Did You Feel How Dark it Was?

YES
This is My Life Without U my dear Sweet friend..

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Coffee never knew how gud cud it taste, b4 she met sugar, water & milk..

Frns r just d same

Dey r as gud as Dey r
But wen dey meet dey bcum d best :)

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Remembr d tym wen frenz used 2 say, Lets meet & plan sumthng

Nw r d days wher dey say, Lets plan & meet sumday

Frenz r d same bt priorities change!

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We make so many friends,
Sum bcum Dearest,
Sum bcum Special,
V fall in love wit sum1,
Sum go abroad,
Sum change their cities,
Sum leave us,
We leave sum,
Sum r in contact,
Sum r not in contact,
Sum dont contact cuz of their ego,
We dont contact sum cuz of our ego,
Wht evr they were,
How evr they are..
We still remember, love, miss, care them cuz of the part they played to make MEMORIES in our lives..

FRIENDSHIP

Friendship is..
when uve had a huge fight but then decide to put aside ur egos,give a warm smile to each other & say.
I NEED U
Atleast 2 fight!

FUNNY JOKES

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and theres only one life vest, Ill..uhm.. ah.. eh..Im gonna miss you for sure!

FUNNY JOKES

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. Thats why.

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

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Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me..but i couldnt find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit

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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching......still searching....get a good grip of your mobile...still searching.....no brains found.

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again

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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Ur brain is special.It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.In right, nothing LEFT.In left, nothing RIGHT.

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? Hes now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine?

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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you dont have!

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said.. Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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Recession quote, A victim has no future, but a survivor does In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient

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A girl phoned me the other day and said.. Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say Ive been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now. I was touched until I heard him say I wish she knew.

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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesnt it rain on you?

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Youre like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff I cant get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I cant smile without you.

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You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

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Man on phone:Doc my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor:Is this her 1st child? Man on phone:No dis is her husband speaking.

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At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. SMS!

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

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If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.

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A man who surrenders when hes wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if hes Right, is a Husband.

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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installedCONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

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When I say good morning, it means Im thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

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Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only i suffer!!!

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You think Im nice, I think youre nice. You think Im kind, I think youre kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think Im cute, and I think youre right.

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Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??

?

Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Cant Jump..
Think different....

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Useful
Someone has rightly said, A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and youre disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

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Sun makes mon shine

Curent makes bulbs shine

Wax makes candles shine

But,im realy confusd

Wat makes ur teeth shine?
Harpicor domex?

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Facts in d World

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your toungue

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try ii :D


Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha..


Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool

Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so forward this soon

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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend