FUNNY JOKES

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and theres only one life vest, Ill..uhm.. ah.. eh..Im gonna miss you for sure!

FUNNY JOKES

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. Thats why.

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

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Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me..but i couldnt find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit

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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching......still searching....get a good grip of your mobile...still searching.....no brains found.

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again

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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Ur brain is special.It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.In right, nothing LEFT.In left, nothing RIGHT.

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? Hes now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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FUNNY JOKES

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine?

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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you dont have!

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said.. Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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Recession quote, A victim has no future, but a survivor does In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient

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A girl phoned me the other day and said.. Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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FUNNY JOKES

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say Ive been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now. I was touched until I heard him say I wish she knew.